I don't know if you will think better or worse of us if I tell you that we produced these gems entirely without benefit of alcoholic inspiration.

The M/K Jokebook
blame Sitnah
 

How many psychologists does it take to change a ratboy?
One, but the ratboy has to really want to change.

Why did Krycek double-cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
I'll explain it to you afterwards, Fox.

There's a triangle from Scully to Mulder to Krycek. Whose triangle is it? Krycek's.

You Be The Detective:
Krycek walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. Mulder takes out a gun and points it at him. Krycek says, "Thank you," and walks out. What happened?

An FBI agent, a Consortium agent, and a Russian agent are trying to get into heaven. First the FBI agent goes up to the gate, but he is told that he won't be let in because he killed a man. Then the Consortium agent asks, but he is also refused for having killed a man. Finally the Russian agent tries, and Mulder yells, "Krycek, give it up already!"

How did the Mulders' Child get his nose?
Through his 'satiable curtiosity.

What did the Mulders' Child say while wrestling with the alligator in Quagmire?
"This is too butch for be!"