A piece of XF filk, with apologies to Paul Simon.

This is now also available from The Bookcase. Thanks, Chelle!

Me And Cancerman Down By The Hoover
by Sitnah
 

The cigarette smoker left butts in my car
So I had to take a long vacation
When the Fibbie found out, he began to shout
And they started the investigation

It's against the law, it was against the law
What his partner saw, it was against the law

Now Scully looked down and spit on the ground
Every time my name gets mentioned
And Skinner said oh, if I ever get that boy
I'm gonna stick him in the house of detention

Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where
Goodbye Mulder, the queen of the X-files
Singin' me and Cancerman down by the Hoover
Me and Cancerman down by the Hoover

For a little mistake they tried to blow me away
So I stole the DAT tape
They've tried silos and cars and gulags behind bars
But I always find a way to escape

Well I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm goin'
I'm on my way, takin' my time, but I don't know where
Goodbye Mulder, the queen of the X-files
Singin' me and Cancerman down by the Hoover
Me and Cancerman down by the Hoover