Ratings: M/M and F/F references. Mild BDSM theme.
Summary: Everybody sing!
Notes: I learned this verse form from improv comedy, though this isn't really improv anymore, Toto.
Disclaimer: They ain't mine, though I'm not sure Alliance would recognize them as theirs, either.

The Meet
by Sitnah
 

I met him on a Monday and his name was Ben
da doo run run run, da doo run run
Before I knew it, we were sharing oxygen
da doo run run run, da doo run run
da doo bee doo - yeah
I think that he likes men
da doo bee doo - yeah
And not just now and then
da doo bee doo - yeah
He'll come again and again
da doo run run run, da doo run run

I met him on a Tuesday and his name was Ray
da doo run run run, da doo run run
I knew right from the start that he was here to stay
da doo run run run, da doo run run
da doo bee doo - yeah
He said he swung my way
da doo bee doo - yeah
Oh, he was quite a lay
da doo bee doo - yeah
The belt was just foreplay
da doo run run run, da doo run run

I met her on a Wednesday and her name was Meg
da doo run run run, da doo run run
She never needed any help to float a keg
da doo run run run, da doo run run
da doo bee doo - yeah
But she would make me beg
da doo bee doo - yeah
She took me down a peg
da doo bee doo - yeah
Before she'd hump my leg
da doo run run run, da doo run run

I met her on a Thursday and her name was Fran
da doo run run run, da doo run run
And now I'll never tumble for another man
da doo run run run, da doo run run
da doo bee doo - yeah
Her flesh was soft as flan
da doo bee doo - yeah
Even her ass was tan
da doo bee doo - yeah
That's when our scene began
da doo run run run, da doo run run

I met him on Friday and his name was Ren
da doo run run run, da doo run run
He said, "That fucker Fraser stole my rhymes again
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da doo bee doo - yeah
But hell, who needs him when
da doo bee doo - yeah
I've got my fill of men
da doo bee doo - yeah
He'll never grok my zen"
da doo run run run, da doo run run